Rantings of An Urban Princess

Soooooo

2009-11-02T18:17:00.002-04:00

IM BOUT TO BLOW THE DUST OFF THIS JOINT SOON. THAT IS ALL FOR NOW

NEW AGE FLIRTING

2009-02-25T02:09:00.007-04:00

So, this past Saturday I went with the big homey to meet up with a male friend of hers at Lucky Strike. So we're chillin having a couple of drinks and the male friend calls her over to come sit with him. Im still chillin sipping my lil drink by myself. AG. Then, she calls me over to sit down and I'm like "nah, I'm good" So she jive presses me out to come sit by them...so I go over. Two minutes later this guy comes and sits down and introduces himself and starts to talk about bowling. He doesn't understand the scoring yada yada yada. I tell him I bowl, have a ball, shoes the whole nine. We chat for a lil while longer and then everybody gets ready to go. So homeboy says to me he's gonnna buy a ball and it better make a difference in his score or he's gonnna go thru his man to go thru the big homey to get her to tell me I owe him. WHA???

I say all that to say.....WHY DIDN'T THIS NIGGA JUST ASK FOR MY NUMBER?!?! This happens to me frequently. The big homey says it's because I don't show interest. I'm not one of those hair flipping, bat my eyelashes and touch your leg kind of girls. If my conversation lasts past "Hi, I'm that chick" then I'm feeling you a lil bit.
The big homey says that I shouldve offered my number because she doesn't think he could tell whether or not i was interested. She says I never show when I'm interested. How she can say this, I'll never know because im really not the friendliest brawd you could meet. I'm ABN after all. Shes of the new school thinking that it's OK to ask a guy for his number. I'm shy as fuck, number one. I'm old school as fuck, number two.

Anyaggressivebitch, what I am saying is that niggas have gotten so comfortable with aggressive and/or desperate brawds that they don't feel like they have to work to even meet chicks these days, let alone get the ass. I'm not knockin you aggressive chicks. If you have the balls...more power to you. I'm just not that girl. Nigga, ask ME for my number. Seems like I'm gonna be a pimp forever becuz these dudes don't have a clue. Oh...I must add, I don't rock with lames so please don't mistake the dudes I speak of, arrogant fucks that they are. That is all.

So what are your feelings on making the first move (ie: asking a guy for his number)?

Talk amongst yourselves...

NEW MUSIC BITCHES!!!

2009-02-21T22:44:00.003-04:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THIS SONG IS SO DAMN HARD!! I HATE THAT RICHBOY IS SO SLEPT ON..............

Drop - Rich Boy

I WANNA BE......

2009-02-21T18:37:00.002-04:00

So, I happened to catch a few of these shows today as I was being a slightly hungover lazy bastard. It occurred to me that most of the shows that feature young girls being "Made" all have to do with them wanting to be "Made"over because of a boy. Sigh...*begin rant* WHY is MTV perpetuating these shenanigans?! Girls, if you want to do something to better yourself, it should be because of you! Not for some lamer who hasn't given you the time of day and now you think that if you get made into a slightly prettier and maybe ballsier version of yourself, he'll all of the sudden come to his senses.. Puhleeeze! If that bamma wasn't paying your plain/fat/goofy/nerdy/etc. ass any attention before then he damn sure doesn't deserve YOUR attention after you're all spiffed up! The real you hasn't changed, just the outside.

Of course, some will argue that this show helps to improve self esteem and boost confidence. Yea yea whatevs. It improves self esteem and confidence for our future teen mothers of America. In the end the dorky/fat (see all other adjectives above) chick goes to the school dance with the hottest closeted gay in the school. He's the only one that would agree to go with her because he has something to prove also. Then she thinks she's so hot she starts putting out because boys start paying attention to her because they can see still....deep down....that the fatty/nerd still has esteem issues. This will most certainly lead to some fucked up situations.

Anywhore, I say all of this to say that I declare shenanigans on this crappy show! Life should not be worthy of change because of a boy. Life is worthy of change because its something that an individual feels should happen. Change can be great....but not for the wrong reasons. This show perpetuates the notion that boys are worth the trouble. Trust me tweeners, teens and old head brawds.....Boys are so NOT worth the trouble.

I'M TELLIN YALL SOME GOOD SHIT

I'LL BE BACK.....SOON

2009-01-09T23:25:00.002-04:00

Crack....It Does A Body Good

2008-09-14T17:03:00.005-04:00

So my mom calls me this morning talking about my family down south. I'm halfway listening to her because as usual, they're engaging in tomfoolery of some sort. So she's talking and talking and then she says something to the effect of " This fool sittin around eatin crack"---------->me:Wha?

EATING CRACK?!?!?

Yes, she says, "You didn't know that?" WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT?!?!? She continues...."Yes, child, hes been eating crack for years. Like 10 years. I thought you knew that?" Again, why would I know that.

Me: How do you eat crack.?
Mom:He sucks on it like candy until it dissolves
Me:Bwhahahahahaha What the hell. You're playing.
Mom. No! I'm serious. I don't know why he's still alive. I'm surprised he hasn't gone into cardiac arrest or something.
Me: You're lying. Nobody eats crack.
Mom: I'm telling you that's how he does it and has been doing it for years.
Me: Bwahahahahaha. So he never smoked it?
Mom: I guess at one point, but I guess he just likes eating it now.
Me: Bwahahahahahaha Can I even call him a crackhead?
Mom: I guess you could still consider him a crackhead. Yea, he's a crackhead.

Anyway, that was just maybe the funniest thing I've heard all day. She told me not to tell anyone. Who cares about some country bumpkin who sits around suckin on crack like its a Sucrets or sumthin??? Plus only about 2 people read my blog anyway, so I hope you enjoyed this story. Deuces!

Hurricane Ike

2008-09-13T04:51:00.005-04:00

So I just got off my favorite website BallerAlert talkin about that damn Larry "Crunchbar" Johnson. That shit was funny...but that's another post.

So, I'm lookin at coverage of hurricane Ike and the damn weatherman is standin out in the damn hurricane blowin around and shit. These muthafuckas in the newsroom talkin bout keep your head up. How the fuck this nigga sposed to keep his head up billowin around in a damn hurricane as big as the state of Texas. Now this idiot standin out in the rain talkin bout aint no sense in bein out here. HE'S OUT THERE! WTF!?!? LMFAO A fan blade just flew past this dumb ass man. White people are

crazy and funny at the same time

My prayers go out to the state of Texas and anyone who has a loved one on the gulf coast. That is all

INSOMNIA

2008-09-10T00:48:00.003-04:00

I have learned that I do my time tables in my sleep. I don't know what that's about, I guess it's like counting sheep. I don't know. I'm a weirdo. I was gonna write about how I cancelled a friendship today but I'm so over that. Can my 2 faithful readers give me any suggestions on how to go to sleep??? I read somewhere that insomnia is a mind thing..duuuhhh Some "expert" said it comes from worrying and stress. I guess I have a little stress...I dunno. I guess it would help if I didn't sleep so late. It's a good thing I'm drug free because I'd probably be in here strung out and no one would know until I'm dead and they find a skeleton. That is all for now

THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

2008-09-08T00:50:00.010-04:00

So we went out last night. We got slizzard.lmao I thought I was drunker than someone else but apparently not! But I'm not even gonna talk about that. Anyway, there's a certain promoter that I've known for years who keeps threatening me with his penis. I'm tempted to take him up on his offer but I don't like his chest hair and I think that I would be tempted to yank out each pubic like strand while doing the deed. I know that he is packing from fondling in the past....like ten year ago fondling, but nevertheless (is that a word?) we fondled and I was afraid of large penises back then. If he shaved his chest, I might hit that but I think he thinks it's sexy......Bwhahahaha. Anyway, the usual suspects were in the building aka The Redskins. They make me so mad sometimes. Don't get me wrong I'm all about my hometeam and we even saw some of the guys we're cool with but sometimes I just wanna yank them all up and say "WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER'S GET ON A WINNING STREAK THEN YOU COME FUCK AROUND IN THE CLUB, UNTIL THEN STAY YO ASSES IN THE HOUSE AND WATCH SOME REELS! So anyway, a certain cutie-patootie married player was giving me the eye and then he made his way over to me and flirted...I think. I never know about these things but I digress, he came over and flirted (I think), I smiled and continued partying in my own little Patron Margarita induced haze. The big homey told me I was crazy and I should've said something to him. Whatevs. I'm not really kicking myself because he's a married dog...woof woof. He needs to go flirt with his damn playbook....

BACK LIKE I LEFT SUM'N...EARLY!!!

2008-09-08T00:12:00.006-04:00

Okay I'm back you bitches! I'm gonna write about what I feel, things that have happened to me and other random stuff. Names will NOT be changed to protect the guilty.I curse. I'm rude. I dont really give a fuck about people in general unless I know you, and then I hafta like you to care. I dont give a shit about what people think. You're always gonna have speculators and haters so there's no point in tryin to be a people pleaser. I'm like licorice...either you love me or you hate me.....there is no in-between. I'm an Asshole By Nature (ABN), you'll see soon enough. Oh and click the ads people. There will be more to come (ads that is) and I'm not typing for my health you fuckers!