Soooooo

IM BOUT TO BLOW THE DUST OFF THIS JOINT SOON. THAT IS ALL FOR NOW

NEW AGE FLIRTING

So, this past Saturday I went with the big homey to meet up with a male friend of hers at Lucky Strike. So we're chillin having a couple of drinks and the male friend calls her over to come sit with him. Im still chillin sipping my lil drink by myself. AG. Then, she calls me over to sit down and I'm like "nah, I'm good" So she jive presses me out to come sit by them...so I go over. Two minutes later this guy comes and sits down and introduces himself and starts to talk about bowling. He doesn't understand the scoring yada yada yada. I tell him I bowl, have a ball, shoes the whole nine. We chat for a lil while longer and then everybody gets ready to go. So homeboy says to me he's gonnna buy a ball and it better make a difference in his score or he's gonnna go thru his man to go thru the big homey to get her to tell me I owe him. WHA???


I say all that to say.....WHY DIDN'T THIS NIGGA JUST ASK FOR MY NUMBER?!?! This happens to me frequently. The big homey says it's because I don't show interest. I'm not one of those hair flipping, bat my eyelashes and touch your leg kind of girls. If my conversation lasts past "Hi, I'm that chick" then I'm feeling you a lil bit.
The big homey says that I shouldve offered my number because she doesn't think he could tell whether or not i was interested. She says I never show when I'm interested. How she can say this, I'll never know because im really not the friendliest brawd you could meet. I'm ABN after all. Shes of the new school thinking that it's OK to ask a guy for his number. I'm shy as fuck, number one. I'm old school as fuck, number two.

Anyaggressivebitch, what I am saying is that niggas have gotten so comfortable with aggressive and/or desperate brawds that they don't feel like they have to work to even meet chicks these days, let alone get the ass. I'm not knockin you aggressive chicks. If you have the balls...more power to you. I'm just not that girl. Nigga, ask ME for my number. Seems like I'm gonna be a pimp forever becuz these dudes don't have a clue. Oh...I must add, I don't rock with lames so please don't mistake the dudes I speak of, arrogant fucks that they are. That is all.

So what are your feelings on making the first move (ie: asking a guy for his number)?

Talk amongst yourselves...

NEW MUSIC BITCHES!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THIS SONG IS SO DAMN HARD!! I HATE THAT RICHBOY IS SO SLEPT ON..............

Drop - Rich Boy

I WANNA BE......

So, I happened to catch a few of these shows today as I was being a slightly hungover lazy bastard. It occurred to me that most of the shows that feature young girls being "Made" all have to do with them wanting to be "Made"over because of a boy. Sigh...*begin rant* WHY is MTV perpetuating these shenanigans?! Girls, if you want to do something to better yourself, it should be because of you! Not for some lamer who hasn't given you the time of day and now you think that if you get made into a slightly prettier and maybe ballsier version of yourself, he'll all of the sudden come to his senses.. Puhleeeze! If that bamma wasn't paying your plain/fat/goofy/nerdy/etc. ass any attention before then he damn sure doesn't deserve YOUR attention after you're all spiffed up! The real you hasn't changed, just the outside.

Of course, some will argue that this show helps to improve self esteem and boost confidence. Yea yea whatevs. It improves self esteem and confidence for our future teen mothers of America. In the end the dorky/fat (see all other adjectives above) chick goes to the school dance with the hottest closeted gay in the school. He's the only one that would agree to go with her because he has something to prove also. Then she thinks she's so hot she starts putting out because boys start paying attention to her because they can see still....deep down....that the fatty/nerd still has esteem issues. This will most certainly lead to some fucked up situations.

Anywhore, I say all of this to say that I declare shenanigans on this crappy show! Life should not be worthy of change because of a boy. Life is worthy of change because its something that an individual feels should happen. Change can be great....but not for the wrong reasons. This show perpetuates the notion that boys are worth the trouble. Trust me tweeners, teens and old head brawds.....Boys are so NOT worth the trouble.

I'M TELLIN YALL SOME GOOD SHIT

I'LL BE BACK.....SOON